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sábado, 30 de diciembre de 2006

Las 100 Frases mas Impactantes del año 2006


Las 100 frases del año 2006


Como siempre, la gran variación fue la característica. Frases imaginativas, graciosas, profundas, apresuradas o aquellas de las que más de una vez sus autores deben haberse arrepentido.


1 "Me echó un hincha de Boca".

Germán Lux.

El arquero comentó así la decisión de Daniel Passarella de separarlo del plantel.



2 "No sigo".

José Pekerman. Fueron las primeras dos palabras que pronunció el entrenador tras la eliminación de la Selección de la Copa del Mundo por penales ante Alemania en cuartos de final.



3 "Si no salgo campeón me voy".

Ricardo La Volpe El técnico y su promesa antes de jugar el partido contra Lanús de la última fecha del Apertura.



4 "Grondona es un mafioso. Te corre siempre con que es el vicepresidente de la FIFA".

Diego Maradona



5 "Nunca lo entendí"

Pablo Ledesma El mediocampista de Boca fue lapidario con Ricardo La Volpe.



6 "Me encanta ver jugar a la Argentina".

Ronaldinho



7 "Lo que pasó adentro de la cancha me lo guardo".

Zinedine Zidane El jugador insignia de Francia no entró en detalles al comentar su expulsión por un cabezazo al italiano Marco Materazzi en la final del Mundial.



8 "Yo ya me disculpé con Zidane, pero de su parte nunca recibí una oferta parecida".

Marco Materazzi



9 "¡Qué voy a irme, si pienso en jugar al truco con los jugadores!".

Ricardo La Volpe



10 "Todo tiene un límite".

Guillermo Barros Schelotto. El Mellizo no jugó con Alfio Basile y se quejó cuando tampoco era tenido en cuenta por La Volpe.



12 "Esta bronca no se irá nunca".

Roberto Ayala El defensor de Argentina erró su penal en la definición con Alemania.



13 "Maradona se cortó las piernas solito".".

Julio Grondona.



14 "No podemos impedir que viajen los barra bravas a Alemania".

Aníbal Fernández El ministro del Interior lo anticipó. Hubo casi 200 barras argentinos en el Mundial.



15 "Ni en los sueños es tan redondito".

Pablo Piatti. El juvenil de Estudiantes comentó así su gol en su debut ante Newell's. Un tanto que significó la victoria de su equipo 2 a 1.



16 "A veces tengo que pelear al estilo Monzón y otras como lo hacía Nicolino... Ahora me toca pelear como Locche, esquivando los golpes. Pero peleo siempre y éste no es mi peor momento".

Julio Grondona



17 "Ojalá juegue un gran torneo en Alemania y salga campeón".

Juan Román Riquelme



18 "Este campeonato no es serio muchachos...".

Daniel Passarella El técnico de River opinó así tras la reanudación del partido en el que Boca venció 4 a 1 a Gimnasia.



19 "Nací acá, así que espero volver"

Sergio Agüero El Kun se despidió de Independiente al protagonizar el pase récord del fútbol argentino.



20 "Ojalá me pueda quedar seis años en Racing".

Reinaldo Merlo



21 "River nos ganó porque tuvo suerte".

Ricardo La Volpe. El DT definió así el 3 a 1 en el Monumental.



22 "No estaba en mis planes ser goleador".

Daniel Montenegro



23 "Hoy, esto es lo que tenemos"

Oscar Ruggeri El DT fue tajante antes de recibir al Santos por la Copa Sudamericana con cinco titulares lesionados.



24 "Creo que Higuaín vale el doble de lo que se dice"

Daniel Passarella



25 "No recibí ninguna denuncia de corrupción".

José María Aguilar



26 "Si Ribolzi tiene huevos, que vaya al Luna Park"

Diego Maradona



27 "Los campeones del '86 pasaron al olvido".

Oscar Ruggeri



28 "Ayúdenme, estoy en problemas"

Ariel Ortega El jugador de River y una situación no deseada.



29 "En lo futbolístico, este campeonato es serio"

Jorge Burruchaga



30 "Soy optimista. Me ilusiono con el desempate".

Diego Simeone



31 "Riquelme debería ser la figura del Mundial".

José Pekerman



32 "Nada ni nadie me va a arruinar este sueño"

Marcello Lippi El entrenador de Italia y su fe antes de la final ganada ante Alemania en la Copa del Mundo.



33 "Somos el mejor equipo del torneo".

Roberto Abbondanzieri Lo dijo en el comienzo del Clausura.



34 "A este paso, van a tener que institucionalizar a los barra bravas".

Mario Gallina



35 "Este equipo tiene espíritu para ganarle a Boca"

Daniel Passarella.



36 "Era mi cuenta pendiente".

Sebastián Verón La Brujita habló así del título logrado con Estudiantes.



37 "Hay que volver a la pelota de goma".

Hugo Tocalli



38 "El derecho de admisión es una ridiculez".

Facundo Sava



39 "De grande, Ruggeri se volvió generoso".

Américo Gallego. El DT ironizó acerca de su colega argentino.



42 "Con este técnico uno nunca sabe".

Marcelo Delgado El Chelo tampoco se entendió con La Volpe.



43 "Me lo pidió mi mamá".

Juan Román Riquelme. Así justificó su retiro de la Selección anunciado en setiembre.



44 "No nos parecemos en nada al equipo de 2001".

Adrián Bastía



45 "Voy a extrañar a Boca y no es demagogia".

Alfio Basile



46 "Esto es para recordarlo toda la vida".

Mariano Pavone Después del 7 a 0 en el clásico ante Gimnasia.



47 "Nunca imaginé que nos iba a ir tan, pero tan mal"

Rafael Savino El presidente de San Lorenzo llegó al límite a mediados de noviembre.



48 "Yo no quiero llorar más"

Daniel Passarella



49 "No pensamos ir a los penales"

José Pekerman Un día antes de la eliminación.



50 "Las amenazas estuvieron siempre. En el '81 a mi me pusieron un revólver en la cabeza".

Diego Maradona



51 "La figura no fui yo, fue todo el equipo".

Javier Saviola El delantero vivió así los momentos posteriores al 6 a 0 a Serbia.



52 "Soy el malo de la película desde el '98".

Juan Sebastián Verón Al hablar de su exclusión de la Selección.



53 "Es algo complicado, no me veo jugando".

Lionel Messi Y tuvo razón. En el Mundial fue titular solo en el empate 0 a 0 ante Holanda y el partido contra Alemania lo vio de reojo y con mucho fastidio sentado en el césped.



54 "San Lorenzo puede ganar esta Copa"

Agustín Orión Pero en la Sudamericana también quedó temprano fuera de carrera.



55 "Ojalá que seamos ídolos, pero aún nos falta mucho"

Fernando Belluschi-Gonzalo Higuaín



56 "Le fallé a Daniel (Passarella).

Ariel Ortega



57 "Hice debutar a Agüero y le salvé la vida a Independiente".

Oscar Ruggeri El técnico se arrogó todos los méritos.



58 "Después de Colón, de Basile solo se acordaba la familia"

Diego Maradona El 10 fue quien lo recomendó a Boca.



59 "Todavía no reacciono".

Alfio Basile Fue su primer comentario al recibir la noticia que iba a volver a dirigir a la Selección.



61 "Es imposible bajarme porque nadie me subió"

Jorge Ribolzi Cuando circuló el rumor que podía suceder a Alfio Basile.



62 "Giménez fue el único que declaró mirándome a los ojos".

Marcelo Romero Con estos términos habló el fiscal que investigó las amenazas recibidas por los jugadores de Gimnasia.



63 "Nosotros no estamos fuertes en la AFA"

Reinaldo Merlo



64 "Firmo el empate".

Ramón Cabrero El técnico de Lanús reconoció que fue una frase desafortunada en la previa al partido con Boca. Después dijo: "Estoy orgulloso de estos chicos".



65 "Quizás fue River el que traicionó su historia"

Jorge Burruchaga Se trenzó fuerte con Daniel Passarella tras el 0 a 0.



66 "Se notaba que había algo anormal"

Daniel Giménez Así vio el árbitro el segundo tiempo de Gimnasia Boca que se terminó jugando dos meses después de su suspensión.



67 "El juez dijo que eran buenos muchachos"

León Arslanian El ministro de Justicia de la Provincia se refirió a Daniel Raúl Calvente, el juez que hizo lugar al amparo solicitado por Rafael Di Zeo y y otros seis integrantes de la hinchada de Boca.



68 "Me gusta hacer política desde River"

José María Aguilar



70 "Me preocupan otras cosas antes que el Mundial"

Javier Lux



71 "No voy a estar, pero el equipo está armado".

Alfio Basile Se despidió de Boca con estas palabras.



72 "No me arrepiento de haber tomado la decisión".

José Pekerman El entrenador siguió firme al hablar a su regreso al país.



73 "Esto recién empieza".

Reinaldo Merlo El DT de Racing fue cauto pese a que le ganó 3 a 1 a River en la tercera fecha jugando muy bien.



74 "Yo no mate a nadie"

Juan Román Riquelme El mediocampista reconoció que no jugó bien el Mundial, pero, como corresponde, le restó dramatismo a la situación.



75 "No me arrepiento. Me gustan los desafíos fuertes y por eso acepté".

Diego Simeone



76 "Cuando Macri (Mauricio) me besó el pie me sentí Jesucristo".

Hugo Ibarra El lateral le marcó un gol de antología a Banfield en el Clausura.



77 "Voy a tomar la decisión que más le convenga a Racing"

Fernando Marín Antes de dejar la presidencia de Blanquiceleste S.A.



78 "Antes del alargue les dije a los muchachos que ahora lo ganábamos solamente con huevos".

Rodolfo Motta Y Nueva Chicago le hizo tres goles a Belgrano en pocos minutos y con el 3 a 3 ascendió a Primera por tercera vez en su historia.



79 "Cada vez tengo menos soldados".

Daniel Passarella Tenía muchas bajas entre lesionados y expulsados en el comienzo del Clausura.



80 "Solo nosotros sabemos lo que luchamos por el título".

Juan Sebastián Verón



81 "Uno ataja, otros hacen goles, yo tengo la pelota".

Juan Román Riquelme En pleno Mundial.



82 "Mi papá me habría dicho que me quedara".

Leandro Cufré. Su padre, Roberto falleció cuando el defensor se encontraba en Alemania.



83 "Me estoy guardando los goles para el Mundial".

Hernán Crespo



84 "No lo supimos ganar nosotros".

Carlos Tevez Su impresión del partido contra Alemania.



85 "El balance del año no es negativo".

Daniel Passarella Un diagnóstico muy optimista.



86 "Me quedo por los jugadores".

Oscar Ruggeri



88 "Esto no me da miedo, voy a jugar como en River"

Gonzalo Higuaín El delantero habló en su presentación en el Real Madrid.



89 "Este equipo no alcanzó la madurez para ser campeón"

José María Aguilar El presidente de River no opinó lo mismo que el técnico.



90 "De Vélez no me voy porque tengo contrato"

Miguel Angel Russo Pero se fue...A Boca.



91 "El próximo partido va a ser lo mismo, saben cómo es".

Alfio Basile Tras la derrota 2 a 1 ante España en el segundo y último amistoso en el que dirigió a la Selección en 2006. En el anterior (su debut) había perdido 3 a 0 ante Brasil en Londres.



92 "Dijeron que yo cambié el sistema y no cambié nada".

Ricardo La Volpe

Ante las dudas y las quejas de algunos jugadores, el técnico ensayó una explicación que no convenció.



93 "No juego porque el DT no me pone".

Facundo Sava El goleador terminó el campeonato siendo titular.



94 "Hasta mis perros traje de México".

Andrés Silvera



95 "Rattín fue el peor DT de la historia de Boca".

Diego Maradona

El 10 fue duro y tajante al recordar el paso del ex mediocampista central a cargo del plantel.



97 "Es un aporte que hace Boca".

Mauricio Macri

El presidente se refirió a la designación de Alfio Basile como entrenador de la Selección, lo que supuso su casi inmediata salida de un equipo que había ganado todo bajo su conducción.



98 "Ya se van a enterar de todo".

Pedro Troglio

Pero casi ningún jugador habló públicamente de lo sucedido en Estancia Chica en los días previos a la reanudación del partido suspendido entre Gimnasia y Boca. Hubo una denuncia, la Justicia investigó pero...



99 "Llegar a Boca es la meta de todo director técnico y no hace falta explicar los motivos. Boca tendrá que pasar el duelo y volver a empezar. Boca se cayó muchas veces y siempre se puso de pie"

Miguel Angel Russo

En un sorprendente enroque quien dirigía Vélez rompió con su vínculo con la institución de Liniers y asumió el 15 de diciembre como entrenador en una negociación rápida de los dirigentes de Boca.



100 "¿Cuál es la revancha? ¿Salir campeón? Si es así, es una revancha. Pero estén seguros de que si hago 44 puntos con Vélez me voy a sentir bien, muy bien. Aquí todo es de primera. Las canchas, la villa Olímpica, la utilería, el consultorio médico, hay aire acondicionado..."

Ricardo La Volpe

Fueron las primeras palabras al asumir el viernes 22 de diciembre la conducción técnica de Vélez, en una tumultuosa conferencia de prensa.
viernes, 8 de septiembre de 2006

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Yesteday Is History…Tomorrow Is A Mystery Today Is A gift…That’s Why We Call It A Present!

Yesterday I Ate Some Lucky Charms…Do I Look Magically Delicious To You?

You All Look At Me And Say Girl You've Beeen Blessed But You All Know Can't See The Inside Of My Unhapiness!

You Always Stop And Stare…Why Not Take A Picture!

You And I Are Not To Blame, Sometimes We Just Go Insane!

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You Can Complain Because Roses Have Thorns Or You Can Rejoice Because Thorns Have Roses!

You Can Defeat Your Fears If You Don't Put Up With The Tears!

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You Can Fall From The Sky Or You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me!

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You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People Interested in You!

You Can Say When You Hold Be You Don't Want To Hold Me A Little Tighter!

You Can Say You Love Me But Until You Prove It Your Words Mean Nothing To Me!

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You Don't Have To Talk About How Great You Are…Let Your Actions Do The Talking!

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You Need To Learn The Rules To Learn To Brake Them!

You Never Know What You Have Until You Loose It And Once You Loose It You Can Never Get It Back!

You Never Lose By Loving You Always Loose By Holding Back!

You Never Stop Loving Someone You Just Learn To Live Without Them!

You Say Im A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing!

You Say You Can't Stand To See Me Get Hurt So Do You Close Your Eyes When You Hurt Me?

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Your Cool Just Remind Us Bitches Rule!

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You've Heard My Name, Seen My Face Aww Poor Ass Little Bitch You Could Never Take My Place!

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Yeah I Fell For You…You Tripped Me…But Guess What…I Got Back Up!

Yeah…You'd Be Pretty Good Looking If It Wasent For Your Face!

Yes…I Am Bored!

Yesteday Is History…Tomorrow Is A Mystery Today Is A gift…That’s Why We Call It A Present!

Yesterday I Ate Some Lucky Charms…Do I Look Magically Delicious To You?

You All Look At Me And Say Girl You've Beeen Blessed But You All Know Can't See The Inside Of My Unhapiness!

You Always Stop And Stare…Why Not Take A Picture!

You And I Are Not To Blame, Sometimes We Just Go Insane!

You Are Only Young Once…But You Can Stay Immature Indefinetely!

You Be Good And I'll Be Bad…I'll Give You The Best Time You Ever Had!

You Call Me Dumb…You Call Me Stupid…It's Not My Fault I Like You…It's Cupids!

You Came Into My Life Sent Down From Heaven Now I Think About You Y4/7!

You Can Close Your Eyes To Things You Don't Want To See But Unfortunetely You Can't Close Your Heart To Things You Don't Want To Feel!

You Can Complain Because Roses Have Thorns Or You Can Rejoice Because Thorns Have Roses!

You Can Defeat Your Fears If You Don't Put Up With The Tears!

You Can Do It Put You Back Into It, I Can Do It Put Your Ass Into It…Tick Tick Tick Booom!

You Can Fall From The Sky Or You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me!

You Can Look But Don’t Touch!

You Can Make More Friends In Two Months By Becoming Interested In People Than In Two Years By Truing To Get People Interested in You!

You Can Say When You Hold Be You Don't Want To Hold Me A Little Tighter!

You Can Say You Love Me But Until You Prove It Your Words Mean Nothing To Me!

You Can Take It Just Don't Brake It Or My World Will Fall Apart!

You Cant Loose Something You Never Had!

You Changed My World With Just Smile, You Took My Heart With Just One Kiss!

You Don’t See Me, And You Don't Need Me, You Don't Love Me The Way I Wish You Could, The Way I Wish You Would…The Way I Know You Could!

You Don't Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression!

You Don't Have To Talk About How Great You Are…Let Your Actions Do The Talking!

You Don't Love Someone Because They're Beautiful…They're Beautiful Because You Love Them!

You Fall In Love Once, You Fall In Love Twice…The Last Time You Learn That Boys Aren’t Nice!

You Go Girl…But Your Boyfriend Can Stay!

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You Gotta Be Rich To Get This Bitch!

You Had Better Take Some Sleeping Pills Because The Only Place You'll Get Me Is In Your Dreams!

You Have Messed With The Wrong Pussycats!

You Just Lost The Chance You Never Had!

You Know I Understand You, I Have A Nack With Dogs Like You!

You Know I Wish You Wouldn't Lie To Me But Wishes Don't Come True!

You Know Im A Cutie…You Know You Like My Bootie!

You Know Im A Hottie, But You Know You Just Like My Body!

You Know My Heart Is Gonna Cry If You Leave Me Lonely Because Your Not Just My Love…You're My Hommie!

You Know You Like What You See…But You Still Can't Get With My Girl Like Me!

You Know Your In Love When The Hardest Thing To Say Is Goodbye!

You Laugh Because Im Different I Laugh Because Your All The Same!

You Look At Him From A Distance But If You Look Up Close You Will See Him From A Different View!

You Made Me Think You Loved Me, YoU Make Me Think It's True…But Now That We're Together Im Already Done With You!

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You May Think It's Sexy, You May Think He's Fine, But Guess What Bitch He's Mine!

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You Need To Learn The Rules To Learn To Brake Them!

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You Never Stop Loving Someone You Just Learn To Live Without Them!

You Say Im A Bitch Like It's A Bad Thing!

You Say You Can't Stand To See Me Get Hurt So Do You Close Your Eyes When You Hurt Me?

You See, You Like, You Try, You Fail…Meanwhile…I See, I Like, I Want, I Get!

You Think He Thinks Your Cool, You Think He Thinks Your Hot Well From What He Tells Me He Does Not!

You Think You So Cool You Think Your All That Well Psshh Whats Up With That?

You Think Your Hot And You Know The Deal Well It's Me And You Who Be Keeping It Real!

You Thought You Had Him You Thought He Was Yours Ha Ha Ha That’s Funny Cause He Don’t Mess With Whores!

You Told Me Love Wasn’t A Game…So Why Did You Play me Fool?

You Told Me Not To Talk To You, So I Told Myself Not To Cry But Not Talking To You For Days Just Made Me Wanna Die!

You Took The L Outta Lover And Now Baby It's Over!

You Were My Favorite Mistake!

You Will Wonder Where He Is At Night You Will Wonder If He's True One Moment You Will Be Happy One Moment You Will Be Blue!

You’re my One Dream Forever I'll Hate You Never In My Heart Wherever I Pray I'll Be Loved By You Forever!

You'll Never See The Stars If You Are Always Looking Down!

Your As Deep As A Kiddie Pool!

Your As Fake As Press On Nails!

Your Cool Just Remind Us Bitches Rule!

Your Envy Creates My Energie…Ever Wonder Why Im So Hyper?

Your Hugs And Kisses Are Like Stars They Light Me Up And My Life Is Getting Dark!

Your Love For Me Came As A Waterfall Flowing Inside Me Like Never Before You Love Me For Something I Didn’t See But Baby I Know Better Now!

Your Only Bad If You Get Caught So That Makes Me Good Right?

Your Presence That Life Is Worth While, So When You Are Lonely!

Your So Fat You Ate Jenny Craig!

Your So Hot You Melt The Elastic In My Underwear!

Your So Ugly That Before Your Mom Goes To Kiss You Good Night She Puts A Paperbag Over Your Head!

Your Village Just Called, Their Missing Their Idiot!

You're The Worst Looking Chick Around But The Beauty Is Only A Switch Away!

You've Heard My Name, Seen My Face Aww Poor Ass Little Bitch You Could Never Take My Place!

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Wanna Get Laid? Crawl Up The Chickens Ass And Wait!

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What A Shame, Looks Like The Ugly Fairy Kissed You On Both Cheeks!

What Came First…The Chicken Or The Egg?

What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!

What You See Is Never What You Get!

What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!

What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!

Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!

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When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!

When A Man Steals Your Wife There Is No Better Revange Than To Let Him Keep Her!

When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!

When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!

When I Walk Into A Room All The Guys Look In My Direction…But Can I Blame Them Im Pure Perfection!

When I Was Younger I Played With Toys Now That Im Older I Play With Boys!

When Im Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded!

When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!

When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I'll Be There!

When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!

When One Door Closes, Another Opens…Sometimes We Spend So Much Time Looking At The Closed Ones We Don’t See The Ones That Oppened!

When Times Get Hard…All I Do Is Close My Eyes And Think Of You!

When You Fall Into Love Be Prepared For The Other Person To Fall Out…Most Relationship Don't Last A Lifetime!

When You Finally Find The Perfect Guy You Think To Yourself Why Isnt He Taken?

When You Judge Others You Don’t Define Them You Define Yourself!

When You Need Me, I'll Lie For You…You Know This Girl Right Here Would Die For You!

When Your Ex Gets Over You In A Bling You Know It Was Right To Dump Him And Say Buh Bye!

When Your Sitting At Home With A Knife In Your Vest…Take It Out And Plunge It In Your Chest!

Whenever I See You…My Whole Body Goes Week…Everything But My Heart!

Where Honor Dies…Defeat Lies!

Wheres The Good In Goodbye?

While Me And My Girls Be Chaking Our Hips…You And Them Boys Be Licking Their Lips!

Who Ever Said Nothing Is Possible Never Tried Slamming A Revolving Door!

Who Would Win A Fight…A Cougar Or A Bear?

Whoever Said Loves asts Forever Was Drunk!

Whoever Said Money Can't Buy Hapiness Aint Been Shopping In The Right Malls!

Why Are You So Mean?…Now Get Out Of My Way Before I Turn Green!

Why Do They Call It A French Kiss If Italians Do It The Best?

Why Do You Park In Driveways And Drive In Parkways?

Why Does A Rose Represent Love When A Rose Always Dies!

Why Don’t You Put A Condom On Your Head Cause If Your Gonna Act Like A Dick Might As Well Dress Like One!

Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Fly!

Why Go To High School When You Can Go To School High?

Why Grow Grass When Soon Enough You Will Mow The Grass?

Why Is It I Must Climb Thousands Of Mountains To Get To You And All You Gotta Do Is Smile!

Why Is It That Everyone Think Where Perfect For Eachother But The Only One Who Can't See That Is You!

Why Is It That Everything You Say Makes Me Cry!

Why Is It When A Boy Is A Player He IS Considered A Pro But When A Girl Tries The Game She Is Considered A Hoe?

Why Is The Alphabet Song And The Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Song On The Same Tune?

Will I Ever Fall In Love…And If I Do…Will It Be With You?

Winning Isnt Everything But Loosing Is Nothing!

Wish I Was A Flower, Wish I Was A Bee Enough Of This Crap Now Talk To Me!

With An X And An O Im Out Like Woah!

Wo Wo Wo Wo The Police Are Coming Cause Im So Hyper!

Wo Wo Wo Wo The Police Are Coming Cause Your So Stupid!

Women Driver…No Survivor!

Would You Catch Me If I Fall Would You Even Notice Me At All?

X And O's Diamonds And Toes This Little Cutie Has Brand Name Clothes!

MSN Names By Alphabat U

Until The Ocean Doesent Touch The Sand, I Will Never Be An NSYNC Fan!

Until The Stars In The Sky Don't Shine…(Name) Will Forever Be Mine!

Until The Water Can't Be Boiled…I Will Always Be Very Spoiled!

Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It's Gone!

MSN Names By Alphabat S

Sarcasm Keeps You From Telling Pelple What You Really Think of Them!

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy!

Save a Mouse, Eat a Pussy

Save a Surfboard, Ride a Surfer…

Save an animal, Eat a Vegetarian!

Save Santa a Trip…Be Naughty With Me!

Save the Skateboard, Ride the Skater

Scientists Say 1 Out of Every 4 People is Crazy, Check 3 Friends, If They Are OK, You're it

Screw Milk…I'll Do You Body Good!

See That Man, He's Mine, Try to Touch Him and I'll Kick Your Behind!

Sex Is a Killer, Wanna Die Happy?

Sex Is Good, Sex Is Fine, Doggy Style or 69, Just for Fun or Getting Paid Everyone Loves Getting Laid!

Sex is Just Like Pringles, Once You Stop, The Fun Doesn't Stop

Sex Is Kinky and A lot of Fun, Even If we are a little Too Young

Sex Is Like Snow..You Don't Know How Many Inches You'll Get or How Long It'll Stay!

Sexy Boy You So Fly, I Wish I Could Give You A Try But My Man's At Home Waiting For Me By The Phone, Sorry Can't Get My Groove On!

Sexy, Sweet And Hard To Get, Pretty Cool We Rule This School, Knock 'Em Dead With Your Looks, Were Popular And Got Them Hooked!

Shaking My Bootie, Moving My Hips, Making You Drool And Lick Your Lips Bet No Other Girl Can Tease You Like This!

She Thinks She Has Style, She Thinks She Has Class…But What I Know IS That She Don't Have 1 Inch Of Ass!

Should I Love Who I Wanna Love Or Love Who My Friend Says To Love?

Should I Smile Cause you’re my Friend Or Cry Cause That’s All We'll Ever Be!

Silence Is Golden But Shouting Is Fun!

Since Nobody's Perfect, Im Nobody!

Smart Girls Are More Interested In Having Fun Than Looking Perfect!

Smile…In Confuses People!

Smile…It Scares People!

So Many Boys, So Little Time!

So With A Touch Of My Hair And Twist Of My Hips This Little Angel Is Gone With A Kiss!

Some Call Me Hot And Sweet, But I Call Myself Unique Aint No One Got My Technique!

Some Call Me Slut, Some Call Me Hoe But They Scream My Name Louder Than You All Know!

Some Girls Are Nice, Some Girls Are Bad…I Come In Both Flavours Im The Best You Ever Had!

Some Guys Are Like Gum, They Loose Their Flavor But Others Are Like Ice Cream You Save Them For Later!

Some Guys Call Me Milkshake Maker Cause I Make Them Nice And Creamy!

Some Guys Say "Suck On It" But I Say "Sorry I Choke On Small Objects"!

Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate Cuz Luv Is Blind, But Neighbors Ain't

Some May Call It Extasy, Some May Call It Destiny, Some May Call It Meant To Be But I Just Call It You And Me!

Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once!

Some People Are Just Not Meant To Be In Your Life!

Some People Get Lost In Thoughts Because It's Such Unfamiliar Territories!

Someday You Will Be Sorry, Someday You're Free, Memories Will Remind You, That We Were Meant To Be!

Someone Called The Cops And Said "This Beautiful Girl Stole My Heart"

Sometimes A Dog Runs The Wrong Squirrel Up The Right Tree!

Sometimes I Dream Of Being Taking Off By A Giant Squirrel…Does That Make Me A Nut?

Sometimes I Think Im So Romantic I Could Marry Myself!

Sometimes I Wish I Was A Little Kid Again, Skinned Knees Are Easier To Fix Than Broken Heats!

Sometimes You Have To Honk Your Own Horn Cause If You Don't…No One Will!

Sometimes Your Mind Doesen't Want You To Be In Love…But Deep Down You Know You Are!

Sorry, Can You Repeat That…Im Having A Blond Moment!

Sorry, You Looked Cute From Far Away!

Spiteful Words Hurt Your Feelings But Silence Breaks Your Heart!

Stand Up For What You Feel Is Right Even If You Are Standing Alone!

Star Light, Star Bright, Where The Heck Is Mr. Right?

Stoners Live And Stoners Die, But In The End We All Get High So IF At First You Don't Suceed Fuck The Worls And Smoke Some Weed!

Stop Honking Your Horn, Stop Calling My Name I Aint Falling For Your Game!

Stop Looking At Me That Way, Your Scaring Me!

Strutin' Out Stuff, Shaking Out Booties, Me And My Girls Are Little Cuties!

Success Come Before Work…Only In The Dictionary!

Sugar Is Sweet But It Rots Your Teeth, The Ocean Is Calming Til It Sucks Your Beneath I Thought You Loved Me But You Too Hurt Me!

Surgeon General Warning, Flirting With Me May Lead To Extreme Infatuation And In Some Cases Unbelieveable Pleasure!

SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss!

Sweet As Candy, Hotter Than Fire, Im Describing The Boy That I Admire!

Sweet As Heaven, Hot As Hell, Born To Tease But Taught To Please!

Sweet By Light, Naughty By Night!

Sweet Yet Loud, Im A Cutie And Im Proud!

MSN Names By Alphabat T

Tears Are Unspoken Words! Tell Me If You Love Me, Tell Me If It's True, Let Me Be Your Forever And Forever It Will Be Me And You! Tell Me Now, Tell Me Quick, Do you Want Me To Be Your Chick? Tell Me That You Love Me, Tell Me That You Care, Even If Your Lying, That’s All I Need To Hear! Tell Your Little Voices To Shut Up Cause I Can't Hear Mine! TGIF - Thank God Im Female! That's Alright, That’s Okay, Your Gonna Pump My Gas Someday! The Abominable Hoe-Man! The Best Things In Life Are Done Lying Down…Body Boarding! The Best Way To Destroy An Enemy Is To Make Him A Friend! The Best Way To Get Over A Guy Is to Get Under Another One! The Closest Thing You Will Ever Come To A Brain Storm Is A Light Drizzle! The Cutest Kitten Have The Shapest Claws! The Day We Met, The Angels Whispered Perfect! The Face Is The Mirror Of the Mind, And Eyes Without Speaking Confess The Secrets Of The Heart! The Grestest Power Is The Power Of Goodbye! The Hardest Part About Moving On Is Learning Not To Look Back! The More I Get To Know Guys…The More I Like Dogs! The More I Learn, The Less I Understand! The Only Difference Between Me And You Is That I Make Being A Princess Look Good! The Only Fool Bigger Than The One Who Thinks He Knows It All Is The One Who Argues With Him! The Only Guy A Girl Can Depend On Is Her Daddy! The Only Thing Duck Tape, Tylenol And Band-Aid Can't Fix Is You! The Only Thing I Want Between Our Relationship Is Latex! The Only Thing That Looks Good On You Hunny Is…Me! The Only Way To Have A Friend Is To Be One! The Only Way To Treat Something Deadly Serious Is To Treat It Lightly! The Opposite Sex Is The Most Dangerous And Addictive Drug Out There, But The High Is Unlike Anything Else! The Penguins Stole My Sanity! The Phone Goes Green Green So I Pink It Up And Say Yellow You There? Orange You A Little Shy To Answer? The Rain That Fell Last Night Made Me Fall In Love With You! The Real Problem Isn't Whether Machines Think But Whether Men Do! The Road Is Full Of Flat Squirrels Who Couldn't Make Up Their Mind! The Sex Instructor = 1st Lessont For Free! The Shortest Word For Me Is I The Sweetes Word For Me Is Love And The Only One For Me Is You! The Spaces Between Our Fingers Were Made So Another Persons Fingers Could Fill Them! The Trouble With Life Is That There Are So Many Sexy Men And So Little Time! The Way I See It…The More People That Hate Me…The Less I Have To Please! The Word Of The Day Is Legs…Wanna Go back To My Place And Spread The Word? There Are Easier Things In Life Than Finding A Good Man…Nailing Jell-O To A Tree For Instance! There Are More Fish In The Sea But Watch Out For The Sharks! There Are No Strings On Me…No Strings Attached! There Are No Stupid Questions…Just Stupid People! There Are Three Types Of People Those Who Can Count And Those Who Cant! There Is Actually An End In Friendship! There Used To Be Mens On This Earth…What Happened To Them? There's A Danger In Loving Somebody Too Much And It's Sad When You Know It's Their Heart You Can't Trust A Reason Why People Don't Stay Who They Are Baby Sometimes Love Just Aint Enough! There's A Light At The End Of Every Tunnel Just Hope It's Not A Train! There's A Sparkle In You Eye That Only I See And Theres A Place In Your Heart Where Only I Wanna Be! There's A Total Difference Between Me And You…I Have Skills And You Have Problems! There's More To Living Than Only Surviving Maybe I'm Not There But Im Still Trying! There's No "I" in S L U T But There's a "U" There's Not Enough Hours In A Day To Do All The Bitching I Need To Do They Say Kissing Is The Language of Love…Care to Indulge In a Little Convoy? They Say Nobody's Perfect…I'm a Nobody…Does That Make Me Perfect? They Say True Love Hides Behind Every Corner…I Must Be Walking In Circles! They Told Me All About You. They Told Me You Were Free. They Told Me You Were Great. The Perfect One For Me. Things Maybe Not What They Seem But It's Just Because Life is Messed Up Think Highly of Yourself, For The World Takes You At Your Own Estimate! This Day Was a Total Waste of Make-up! This Fine Guy Opened My Eyes…Now My Mind Is Paralized… This Is A Strange Thing…You Close Your Eyes And It's Gone! This Is An A And B Conversation So C Your Way Out! This Is An At&T And MCI Conversation So SPRINT Your Way Out! This Is An Inside Joke And Your On The Outside! To All The Girls Who Can't Compare…No One Said Life Was Fair! To Catch Me You Gotta Be Fast, To Find Me You Gotta Be Smart, But To Be Me…Damn You Must Be Kidding! To Say That You Can Love One Person All Your Life, Is Like Saying That One Candle Will Continue To Burn For As Long As You Live! To The World Your Just One Person But To One Person You Could Mean The World! Today Is Not My Day Cause The Sun Just Won't Shine My Way! Tomorrow Is A New Day…I Know I Can Make It Thru! Tonight I'll Ask The Stars Above How Will I Ever Win Your Love What Do I Do? What Do I Say? To Turn Your Angel Eyes My Way? Touch Me, Tease Me, Come On Baby Please Me! Treat Me Like An Angel And I'll Be Your Little Devil! True Friends Are Like Stars Sometimes You Can't See Them But You Always Know Their There! True Friends Are Loving, True Friends Care, And At The End The True Friends Are Always There! True Friends Like Diamonds Are Precious And Tate, False Friends Like Autumn Leafs Are Found Everywhere! True Love Are Like Ghosts…Everyone Talks About Them But Only A Few Have Seen… True Love Cannot Be Found Where IT Doesen't Exist Nor Can It Be Hidden Where It Does! True Love Don’t Have A Happy Ending, True Love Don't Have No Ending! True Love Will Never Be Explained…That's How I Know Im In Love! Trying To Be Popular Isnt Being True To Yourself But It Just Comes Naturally To Me And My Girls! Twas The Night Before Christmas When All Through The House, Everybody Was Stoned Even The Mouse! Two Words Guy Hate…Don't And Stop Unless You Put Them Together!

MSN Names By Alphabat R

Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies

Reality Suck I'm Gonna Keep on Dreaming!

Reality Sucks, People Suck, Life Sucks, Do You?

Remember It's True: Somebody, Somewhere Is Thinking of You

Remember, The Greatest Gift is Not Found in a Store Nor Under a Tree, But in the Hearts of True Friends

Roses and Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet and So Are You, But the Roses Are Wilting, The Violets are Dead, The Sugar Bowls Empty and So is Your Heat

Roses Are Red And Violets Are Blue, Just Give It Up Cause You Won't Get Me In Bed!

Roses are Red, Leaves are Green, Kiss My Ass 'cause I'm the Queen!

Roses are Red, Lemons are Sour, Open Your Legs and I'll Show You Some Power

Roses are Red, Violets are Black, If You don't Love me, Then I'll Give You a Smack!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue but You make Me See All Kinds of Colour

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God Made Me Pretty, What Happened To You?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, If I Had Your Face, I'd Be in the Zoo!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm Skitzophranic and So Are You!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet and so Are You, But the Roses Are Wilting, the Violets are Dead, The Sugar Pot's Empty and So is Your Head

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet But Nothing Compared to You!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Sugar is Sweet But Revenge is Too!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, The Sun is Hot and So Are You

Roses are Red, Violets are Funky, I'm Thinking of You While Spanking My Monkey

Roses Smell Good, Yet They Die, O Will Be Truthful Unless You Lie

MSN Names By Alphabat P

Pain…Is Only What You Make of It

Party, Hardy, Rock and Roll, Drink Bacardi and Smoke a Bowl

People Are Gonna Talk About You Specialy When They Envy You And the Life You Live…Let Them…You Affected Their Lives…They Didn't Affect Yours…

People Are To Be Loved….Things Are To Be Used….

People Create Their Own Drama

Perhaps, Angels Have No Names Only Pretty Faces

Players Get Played…Lovers Get Loved!

Please be Carefull With my Heart Because There Ain't Much Left 'cause You've Torn it All Apart

MSN Names By Alphabat N

Never Argue With an Idiot. They Drag You Down to Their Level and Then Beat You With Experience!

Never Fall in Love With the Guy Next Door…Trust Me He'll Move!

Never Fight With an Ugly Person, They Have Nothing to Loose!

Never Say Sorry For What You Meant To Do

Never Spit in a Fan, It'll Come Back at You!

Never Try To Teach a Pig to Sing…It Will Just Waste Your Time and Annoy The Pig!

Never Wanna Fall Asleep at Night 'cause Reality is Better then Dreaming

Never Wish On A Star More Than Once 'cause Your Luck Always Runs Out!

Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!

Nice Pants, Can I Test The Zipper?

Nice Perfume…Why Marinate In It?

Night Are Too Long and I'm Cold Here Without You

No Actors, No Scripts, Reharsal….Just Life!

No Boy is Worth Your Tears and The One Who Is, Wont Make You Cry!

No Matter How Hard You Try You Can't Fall Off the Floor

No Officer There's No Blood In My Alcohol System!

No One Can Tell Me What To Do, It's My Life I'll Live It The Way I Want To!

No Where On Your Birth Certificate Did It Say Life Would Be Fair!

Nobody is Perfect So Please Stop Trying

Nobody's Perfect, Therefore I Must Be a Nobody

Normal People Worry Me

Not the Brightest Candle on the Birthday Cake Now Are We?

Not the Brightest Crayon In the Box Now Are We?

Nothing Is More Painful Then Realizing He Meant Everything to You and You Ment Nothing to Him!

Notice Me? 'cause Your boyfriend is about too…

MSN Names By Alphabat O

Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God!

OK, Angels are All Good and Stuff? Where's The Fun In That?

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers

Once You Go Black, You Never Go Back

One Day it Finally Came True, I Saw the One I Trully Loved and That one was you

One Day It Finally Came True, The Special Someone That I Loved, Loved Me Too and That Special Someone Was You

One Day Your Prince Will Come, Mine Just Took a Wrong Turn, Got Lost and Is To Stubborn to Ask for Directions

One Night or One Call, My Love For You Will Never Fall

One Person Owns the Key to My Heart…Too Bad He Won't Unlock It!

One Vodka…Two Vodka…Three Vodka…Floor….

Only Little Boys Who Call Themselves Men Say I Love You and Don't Mean It

Our Bodies Are Miles Apart But We Are Together At Heart

Our Eyes Are Placed in Front Because It Is More Important to Look Ahead Than to Look Back!

MSN Names By Alphabat M

Madness Chases Some but Waits for Others…

Make Love Not War, On The Bed, On The Floor

Making Out is Not a Spectators Sport

Many Nights I've Cried From the Things You Do, Felt Like I Could Die From The Thought Of Losing You

Many Peopole Quit Look For Work When They Find a Job

Mars Revolves Around the Sun but the World Revolves Around Me!

May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Infest Your Armpits

May Your Like be like Toilet Paper…Long and Useful

Maybe He's Hot, Maybe He's Cute, But If he's Not, Who Gives a Squat?

Maybe I Really Loved You, Ha Ha Aren't I Cute When I Lie?

Mc (name) On The Mic Given You A Bit of What You Like

Me and My Boy Broke Up 'cause of Religion, He thought He Was God and I didn't

Me, You, Whipped Cream, Handcuffs! No Questions?

Meaner Than The Devil, Colder Than Ice, I'm Describing a Boy That's Not Very Nice

Meeting You Was Faith, Becoming You're Friend Was a Choice, but Falling In Love With You was Beyond My Control

Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers and 30 cm Long Still Think You're a Man?

Men are Not Pigs…Pigs are Cute, Conciderate and Caring

Men Have Only Two Faults…All They Say and All They Do!

Men Kick Friendship Around Like a Football and It Doesn't Seem to Crack. Women Treat It Like Glass and it Falls to Pieces

MENtal Anxiety, MENtal Breakdowns, MENstrual Cramps, MENopause…Did you Ever Notice How All Women's Problems Begin with MEN?

Milk Does the Body Good but Damn How Much Did You Drink?

Miror's Can't Talk, and Luck For You They Can't Laugh Either!

Mirror, Mirror Don't Lie to me…Tell Me What You Really See…

Mirros Don't Talk and Lucky for You They Don't Laugh!

Mommy and Daddy Think You're Precious but Man You're Wild!

Money and Looks Aren't Everything…But it's All I Got!

Monkeys are Cute and Fuzzy, Boys are Cute and Lazy!

Most Girls Say Good Guys Finish Last…But In My Heart They Finish First

Moving On Is Simple…It's What You Leave Behind That's So Hard

Music Is a Deaf Man's Life, Like Porn To A Blind Man!

My Best Assets…Stick Out In Front of Me

My Boyfriend Kisses Much Better Then Yours

My Door is Always Open, So Feel Free to Leave Anytime!

My Fantasy Has Turn To Madness, All My Goodness Has Turned to Badness My Needs to Have You Has Taken My Soul, My Heart Is Trembling, I've Just Lost Control

My Friends Are Like My Clothes, I Just Can't Get Enough of Them!

My Heart Was Taken By You…Broken By You…And Now it is in Pieces Because of You!

My Life is Like an Egg…I'm Either Getting Smashed or Laid

My Mom Told Me Never Take Candy From Strangers, But Strangers Have the Best Darn Candy!

My Mother Told Me Not to Talk To Strangers, I Never Talk to Myself Anymore!

My Name Ain't Elmo But You Can Tickle Me If You Want

My Teacher Said I could Become Anything So I Became Drunk!

My Trust is Like a Miror Once it's Broken 7 Years Bad Luck…You Broke My Trust, SO Now You're In Trouble

My X is Back In My Heart, What Can I Do? Say I Love You?

Mystify People with Your Intelligence and If You Can't Do That Mystify Them With Your Bullshit!

MSN Names By Alphabat L

Lalalalala I'm Not Listening!

Last Night I Dreamed I Ate a Giant Marshmallow….When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!

Last Night I Hugged My Pillow and Dreamed of You…I wish that Someday I'd Dream About My Pillow and I'd be Hugging You!

Last Night I Looked Up at the Stars and Matched Each One With a Reason Why I Love You I Was Doing Great, But then I Ran Out of Stars!

Last Night I was Laying in my Bed Looking up a the Stars When I realised…Where the Fuck is my Ceiling!

Learn The Rules…Then Break Them…

Let Me Sit On Your Lap and We Can Talk About the First Thing That Pops Up!

Let the World Roll Along…I'll Catch Up Later

Let them Notice You, Not You Notice Them!

Let's Play Peral Harbour, You Lay Down and I'll Blow The Hell Out of You

Life Has Treated Me Like a Baby Treats It's Diaper

Life is a Fairy Tail, You Just Have to get Past the Eveil Step Mother Part

Life is Like a Bed of Roses…Full of Pricks!

Life is Like a Dick, When It Gets Hard, Fuck It!

Life is Like a Snow Storm…You'll Meet a Lot of Flakes

Life is Like Soccer…You Need Goals!

Life is Like Toilet Paper! The Closer it Gets to the End, the Faster It Goes!

Life is The Art of Drawing Without an Eraser

Life's a Bitch 'till You Die, So Fuck The World and Let's Get High!

Life's Not a Garden So Stop Being a Ho!

Life's Too Short to Date Ugly Guys

Like What you See? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH

Lipsink and N'sync What's the Difference? There is None

Listen Closely to Your Enemies, They Tell You Your Faults!

Little Boys Know They Love You Because They Need You, Men Need You 'cause They Know They Love You

Little Boys Know They Love You Because They Need You, Men Need You 'cause They Know They Love You

Live Your Dreams. It's Not as Hard as it May Seem

Look at the Shirt Tag…(What are you Doing?)…Checking to See If You Were Make in Heaven

Look at us Shakin Our Booties, Me and My Chicas are Pure Cuties

Look In My Eyes…Look In My Heart…Look In My Soul…You're The One Who Tore It All Apart

Lose is When You Don't Want to Go to Sleep Because Reality is Better Than a Dream!

Love Begins With a Smile….Grows With a Kiss…and Ends With a Tear!

Love Can Conquer Anything, Except for My Fist, So Before I Take a Chance on You, I Gotta Make Sure You ain't Here Just to Get me Pissed So If So I Won't Have to Tear You Apart

Love Can Sometimes Be Magic But Magic Can Sometimes be an Illusion!

Love is Blind and It'll Take Over Your Mind, What You Think is Love is Truly Not, You need to Elevate and Find

Love is Hell

Love is Like a Basketball Game All The Boys Are Players!

Love is Like a Book…If You Tear a Page, You Rip The Heart…And Have to Pay For Both!

Love is Like a Butterfly, Hold It Too Tight, It'll Crush, Hold It Too Loose, It'll Fly

Love is Like a Ghost…Everyone Talks About It…But No One Has Ever Seen It!

Love is Like a Photo Negative….It Develops In the Dark

Love is Like Chocolate You Would Most Certainly Not Die Without Is But Life is Just Much Sweeter With It

Love is Like Honey and Lemon, Sometimes Sweet and Sometimes Sour

Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall the harder it is to get out!

Love is Like Quicksand, The Deeper You Fall The Harder it is to Get Out!

Love is like Texas, Don't Mess With it

Love Is Running Into His Arms, Coliding With His Heart and Exploding Into His Soul

Love is Sweet, Love is Golden, Love Should be Made in the Black of a Holden!

Love is…Running Into His Arms, Coliding With His Heart and Exploding Into His Soul

Love isn't Blind…Chances are You're the One that's Blind

Love isn'T Finding a Perfect Person, It's Seeing an Imperfect Person Perfectly

Love Makes Life so Confusing but Without Love Would You Want to Live?

Love Makes Life so Confusing but Without Love Would You Want to Live?

Love Me Now or Love me Never But If you Love Me, Love Me Forever

Love Means Never Having to Say Your Sorry!

Love Must Be a Game That I Always Loose

Love Wasn't Love 'till I Met You

Love, A Very Strong Word. Use With Extreme Caution.

Loved By Some, Heated By Many, Envied By Most, Yet Wanted by Plenty!

Loves a Two-Way Street and I think Your Car Just Died

Loving You Is Like Breathing…How Can I stop

Lower The Lid, Ladies Present…A Wet Behind is Most Unpleasant!

Lust Is When You Love What You See, Love is When Lust For What's Inside!

MSN Names By Alphabat K

Keep The Pictures, They Never Change Only The People In Them Do!

Kiss Me In The Light….Love Me In the Dark….Hold Me 'till The End…And I Promise I won't Break Your Heart

Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated…So Kiss Me Baby! I'm Vaccinated!

Kissing You Is Like Drinking Salty Water You Drink But The Thirst Only Increases

MSN Names By Alphabat J

Judge Me All You Want, Just Keep The Verdick To Yourself

Just Because I Have Colour TV, doesn't Mean I'm Racist

MSN Names By Alphabat I

I Ain't A Player, I Just Crush A lot!

I Always Knew Looking Back On The Tears Would Make Me Laugh But I Never Knew Looking Back On The Laughs Would Make Me Cry!

I Always Thought The Barney Song Was Full Of Shit…Then I Met You And The Song Came True!

I Am A Fan Of Talent…Not Backstreet Boys!

I Am A Girl So Love Me!

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Want To Kick It With Me You Better Bow Down…So Get On You Kneew And Call Me You Highness Cause Baby Believe Me Im New Yorks Finest!

I Am Actually Quite Pleasant…Til Im Awake!

I Am Beginning To Think He Likes Me…Should I Like Him Back?

I Am Independent And Abusive…Stay Out Of The Way!

I Am Just A Girl Standing Infront Of A Boy Asking Him To Love Me!

I Am Multi-Talented I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time!

I Am Not A Player…I'm The Game!

I Am Only (Age) But I Act Like 18 And To All My Friends Out There, You Know What I Mean, Us Girls Play Around With These Things Called Boys But They Use Us As Designated Toys!

I Am The Sun And You Are The Moon…So Without You The Night Woudn't Feel Right!

I Am Too Much Princess For One Boy!

I Am Who I Am Today Because Of The Choices I Made Yesterday!

I Asked For A Flower, He Gave me A Garden…I Asked For A Tree, He Gave Me A Forest…I Asked For A Pond And He Gave Me An Ocean I Ask For A Friend And He Gives Me You!

I Ate My Homework Because It Was A piece Of Cake!

I Believe In Angels Because I Am One!

I Believe In Angels, The Kind That Heaven Sends, Im Surrounded By Angels But I Call Them My Friends

I Believe In The Devil Because I Am The Devil!

I Can Be Your Hunny, I Can Be Your Wife, But Where The Heck Is My Life!

I Can Find Anyone To Hold Me What I Need From You Is For You To Love Me!

I Can Only Please One Persone Per Day, Today Is Not You Day And Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either!

I Can See You Over There Just Chillin With You Girlfriends, Can't Believe In Yourself…You Should Be Here With Me!

I Could Die At Any Minute, The Tragedy Is That I Don't!

I Cry Everynight Wishing You Were Mine But When I Talk To Yoy, You Make Everythign Fine, You Broke My Heart And That’s A True Crime All I Wanted Was For You To Make Time!

I Cry For The Time That You Were Almost Mine, I Cry For The Memories I've Left Behind, I Cry For The Pain, The Lost, The Old And The new, I Cry For The Times I Thought I Had You!

I Didn’t Mean To Hurt You, But Your Sexy When You Cry, Maybe I Really Love You…Haha…Aren’t I Cute When I Lie!

I Didn't Ask To Be A Princess But You Know What They Say…If The Crown Fits!

I Didn't Ask To Be A Princess…I Asked To Be A Queen!

I Do Believe That God Above Created Me For You To Love, He Picked You Out Among The Rest Cause He Knows I'd Love You The Best!

I Don't Chase Them…I Just Replace Them!

I Don't Come With A Dice…So Don't Play Me!

I Don't Have A Cow…So I Don't Need Your Bull!

I Don't Have An Attitude Problem…Im Supose To Be Like This!

I Don't Like You Cause Your Nice I Don't Like You Cause Your Popular Your The Hotter That’s Non Stop!

I Don't Need To Dream…I Got You!

I Don't Need To Point Out My Best Qualities…They Stick Out On Their Own!

I Don't Need Your Attitude…I Have One Of My Own!

I Don't Play Hard To Het…I Play To Get You Hard!

I Don't Suffer From Insanity…I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!

I Don't Swin In You Toilet So Don’t Pee In My Pool!

I Don't Think Im Hot…But It's What Your Man Keeps On Telling Me!

I Don't Want To Cry A Tear For You, So Forgive Me If I Do…I'd Do Anything…I'd Give You The World I'd Wait Forever To Be Your Girl!

I Don't Want You To Love Me, I Don't Want You To Care, I Don't Want You Wishing I Was There…If You Really Love And You Truly Care Than Stop Spending Nights Wishing I Was There

I Don't Worry, I Don't Care…Im Gonna Marry A Millionaire!

I Don't Worship The Devil…The Devil Worships Me!

I Dream Of Being The Best Dream, You Dream Of Being Better Than Me I Say To You…Dream On!

I Dropped A Tear In The Ocean When I Find It, Is The Day I'll Stop Loving You!

I Fell Head Over Heals For You, I Know Other Positions Too!

I Float Like A Butterfly, I Sting Like A Bee, Your Hands Can't Touch What They Can't See!

I Guess I Can Kiss Heaven Goodbye Cause It Must Be A Sin To Look This Good!

I Guess We'll Never Know Exacly Where This Rivers Gonna Flow And I Guess We'll Never Understand Until We Reach That Promise Land!

I Had A Dream That I Still Loved You…I Think I Woke Up Screaming!

I Had A Friend Once But, The Rope Broke And He Got Away!

I Has A Party Last Night You Didn’t Come…But Your Boy Did…Twice!

I Have A Black Belt In Shopping!

I Have A Confession, I Must Confess, I Was Told I Was The Absolute Best!

I Have PMS And A Gun Now Do You Have Something To Say?

I Haven't Found My Mr. Right Just Mr, Rude, Mr. He Think He Looks Better Than Me And Mr. Gives A New Meaning To P-I-G!

I Heard You Bragging About The First Time We Kissed…Hunny I Only Did It Because I Was Pissed!

I Hereby Place (Name) Under Arrest For Violating Code 69 Disturbing The Public With Your Extreme Good Looks And Charming Personnality, Your Two Remain Silent And Report To My Room, ASAP!

I Just Act Like A Damsel In Distress So My Prince Will Come!

I Just Don't Know Why The Boys Treat Girls Like That I Think They Need To Learn More About Us You Know?

I Just Realised It's So Lonely Being Free!

I Know At Graduation Day I'm Gonna Cry, Because I Know I Found Friends That Are True Til I Die!

I Know I've Always Been Blessed Cause Im A Pretty Princess!

I Know Kung Fu, Karate And 47 Other Dangerous Words

I Know My Calculous It Saus You+Me=Us

I Know That I Outta Find Someone New, But All I Find Is Myself, Always Thinking Of You!

I Know You Think Im Sexy I Know You Think Im Fine But Like All The Other Guys Take A Number And Wait In Line!

I Know You Think You Broke My Heart, But I Knew Your Game Right From The Start Saw Your Game And Played It Too So Laugh It All Up Player The Joke Was On You!

I Know You Think You Broke My Heart, I Know You Think You Made Me Cry…But Guess What, Not Every Player Is A Guy!

I Know You Want To Do It You Know I Want To Do It So We Can make Sandwiches You Can Be The Bun And I Can Be The Burger!

I Leave Bite Marks…Often!

I Like My Guys Like I Like Basketabll, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible!

I Like Your Boyfriend!

I Live In Heaven Where Dreams Come True, But If They Are Supposed To Then Why Am I Not With You?

I Look At Her As A Friend Then I Realised I Loved Her!

I Look At The Moon And A Single Star, It's Making Me Crazy Wondering Where You Are I Reach Out And Touch That Heavenly Face Open My Hand And There's Empty Space!

I Look At You A Thousand Times But This Time When I Looked At You There Was Something New How Could I Be So Blind?

I Look At You And Think Of Myself, Why Do I Miss You So Much When Your Standing Right Next To Me?

I Look For A Guy With A VCR…Very Cute Rear!

I Look Like An Angel And Act Like One Too…But You Never Know What Angels Will Do!

I Looked Him Into The Eye, Looked Down At His Lips, Moved Closer To Him And Gave Him A Kiss!

I Lost My Number, Can I Have Yours?

I Love Him So Much It Turns To Hate!

I Love Him Yes I Do, He's For Me And Not For You, So If By Chance You Take My Place Prepare For A Smack In The Face!

I Love Hum….Let's See…Basketball!…You Thought I Was Gonna Say You Huh? Too Bad!

I Love Rainbows, I love Rain, I Love You And Um…Forgot The Rest But I Think Yout Hot!

I Love This Quote, Do You Like It?

I Love What You've Don’t With Your Hair, How Did You Get It To Come Out Of One Nostril Like That?

I Love When You Look At Me, Cause I Know For A Second You've Crossed My Mind!

I Love You But You Don't Love Me!

I Loved You Once, I Love You Still, Always Have And Always Will!

I Loved You Once, You Loved Me Once, I Loved You Twice, But You Forgot, You Never Loved Me, You Never Will But Even So I Love You Still!

I May Be Blonde But Im Not Stupid!

I May Not Always Be Right But Im Never Wrong!

I May Not Be A Flingstone But I Sure Can Make Your Bed Rock!

I May Not Be Blond But I Sure Am Dumb!

I May Not Be Perfect, but Im So Damn Close To Scary!

I Must Be Wishing On Someone Else's Star Because She Keeps On Getting What Im Wishing For!

I Never Meant To Hurt You But Yout So Pretty When You Cry

I Never Really Noticed I Never ReallY Cared, How Much I Love You, But Now It's Drifferent And I Just Want To Say I Love You!

I Never Said It Was Your Fault…I Just Said I Was Blaming It On You!

I Never Thought That There Would Be A Day Where I Forgot All My Problems But Then The Day I Met You Came And They All Just Ran Away!

I Only Cheer On Two Occasions…Day And Night!

I Only Get PMS On The Days That End With The Y!

I Only Play Soccer On The Days That End In Y!

I Picked A Star To Wish Upon Form All The Stars Above, I Closed My Eyes And Made A Wish To Send All My Love To You!

I Play The Game, I Play It Smart, My Energie Comes Form The Heart I Use My Head, I Move My Feet Don't Mess With Me Im 100% Athlete!

I Ran Into My Ex The Other Day…Put In Reverse And Ran Into Him Again!

I Ran Up The Door, Closed The Stairs, Said My Pj's And Put On My Prayers, Turned Off My Bed, Jumped Into The Light All Because You Kissed Me Goodnight!

I Realised Smiling Is The Third Best Thing To Do With My Mouth…Wanna Try The First Two?

I Refuse To Engage In The Battle Of Wits, As I Will Not Take Advantage Of The Handicapped!

I Said No To Drugs…But They Just Wouldn't Listen!

I See You Looking At Me, I Can Tell That You Feeling me, So How About A Dance With Me?

I See You Next To Never, How Can We Say Forever, Wherever You Go, Whatever You Do, I Will Be Right Here Waiting For You, Whatever It Takes, Or How My Heart Brakes I Will Be Right Here Waiting For You!

I See You Next To Never…How Can We Say Forever?

I Set My Eyes On The Cutest Guy, Never Thinking He's Make Me Cry!

I Smile Because I Have No Idea Whats Going On!

I Still Miss My Ex…But My Aims Improving!

I Tell Him Everythign I Mean Everythign But Why Can't I Tell Him He Means Everything To Me?

I Think About You Day And Night…I Swear That You Were Mr. Right, I'll Love You More Then You'll Ever Know, Baby That’s Why I'll Never Let You Go!

I Think It's Weird When I Love You, I Think It's Weird When I Care, I Think It's Weird When I Want You, When You Don't Even Know I Am There!

I Think I've Already Lost You I Think You Already Gone I Think Im Finally Scared Now You Think Im Weak, I Think Your Wrong!

I Thought I Could Trust You, You Said You Wouldn't Lie…But You Ran Off With My Guy!

I Thought It Was Love But It Was Just Gas!

I Thought You Everythign You Know But Not Everything I Know!

I Told My Dad I Stopped Raising Hell And He Called Me A Quitter!

I Tried Sniffing Coke Once, But The Ice Cubes Got Stuck In My Nose!

I Wanna Be (Name)'s Boy!

I Wanna Be (Name)'s Girl!

I Wanna Be Barbie, That Bitch Has Everything!

I Wanna Die Peacefully In My Sleep Like My Grampas Did Not Like The Passanger In His Car!

I Want To Be A Millionaire!

I Want You…To Go Away!

I Wanted To Kill The Hottest Person Alive, But Then I Realised I Would Be Single!

I Wanted To Kill The Sexiest Person Alive, But Then I Realised That Suicide's Not The Answer!

I Was Blind Before But I Opened My Eyes And Realised Your Words Are Just A Bunch Of Lies!

I Was Born A Bitch, It Took Years Of Dealing With Guys Like You To Make Me This Way!

I Was Born In The Heavens, Up In The Sky Sent Down To Earth Tu Put A Tingle In Yout Thigh!

I Was Born When You Kissed Me I Died When You Left Me But I Lived For The Two Months You Dated Me!

I Was Here For So Long, Now That You Want Me, I've Moved On Found Somebody new He's Even Better Than You!

I Was Here Now Im Gone, Left My Name To Turn You On Those Who Knew Me Knew Me Well Those Who Didn’t Can Go To Hell!

I Was Positive I Was In Love With You I Was Positive It Was True, What The Heck Am I Supose To Do You Broke My Heart In Two!

I Was To Bad To Go To Heaven But When I Was In Hell I Hit On The Devil Too Much!

I Wasn't Kissing Him (Or Her) I Was Checking For Cavities!

I Wasn't Kissing Him (Or Her) I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret!

I Went To Hell, I Went To Heaven I Came Back To Earth And Found No Where To Skate!

I Will Forever Love You, I Will Forever Cate, I Will Forever Live My Life Wishing You Were There And As For Long As I Live I Will Never Walk Away As Long As You Promise Me One Thing, If You Come TO ME You Will Stay!

I Will Not Chase The Boys, I Will Not Chase The Boys, I Will Not Chase The Boys…Unless They Provoke Me!

I Will Try To Be Nice, I Will Try To Be Naughty, I Will Try To Be Anythign If You Just Call Me Hottie!

I Wish I May, I Wish I Might Be The One For You Tonight!

I Wish That You Made Me Happier Than I Was Before But In Reality You Made Me Cry And You Won't Get Another Try!

I Would Give You The Sun…The Moon…And All The Stars In The Sky But For Now Would You Take All My Love?

I Would Love To Marry A Lawyer Because You Know Your Always Gonna Get Screwed!

I Would Tell You To Go To Hell But All Dogs Go To Heaven!

I Wrote Your Name In The Sand But The Waves Washed It Away, Then I Wrote It In The Sky But, The Wind Blew It Away, So I Wrote It In My Heart And That’s Where It Will Stay!

I Wrote Your Name On A Paper But By Accident I Threw It Away, I Wrote Your Name On My Hand But I Washed It The Next Day, I Wrote Your Name In My Heat And That’s Where It Will Stay Forever!

I'd Explain It To You, But Your Brain Would Explode!

If A Guy Ever Tells You To Suck, Say Im Sorry I Choke On Small Things!

If Actions Speaks Louder Than Words…Then What Are You Trying To Tell Me?

If All Guys And Girls Were As Hot As You Earth Would Be Heaven!

If All My Girls Jumped Off A Bridge, I Wouldn't Jump With Them…I'd Be At The Bottom To Catch Them!

If All The Girls Would Live Under The Sea…Oh What A Good Swimmer I'd Be!

If At First You Don't Suceed Destroy All Evidence That You Tried!

If At First You Don't Suceed then Fuck The World And Smoke Some Weed!

If At First You Don't Suceed Then Try Again With Better Weed!

If Barbir Is So Popular Then Why Do You Have To Buy All Her Friends?

If Being Hot Wa A Sport I'd Be Playing Varisty!

If Being Sexy Is Felony, Arrest Me Im Totally Guilty!

If Being Ugly Was A Crime You Would Get A Life Sentence!

If Cheerleading Would Be Any Easier It Would Be Called Football!

If Doing It Is Bad…Then Why Does It Feel So Good?

If He Dies I Won't Cru…I'll Just Marry Another Guy!

If I Aint In Love With You Then What Am I Going Trough!

If I Called The Wrong Number…Why Did You Answer?

If I Could Be An Angel, I'd Make Your Every Wish Come True But I Am Only Human, Just A Girl Who's Loving You!

If I Could Be Anything I Would Be Your Tear, So I Could Be Born In Your Eye, Live Down Your Cheek And Die On Your Lips!

If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet I'd Put U And I Together!

If I Die Before I Wake, At Least In Heaven I Can Skate!

If I Had A Star For Each Time I Thought About You I Would Have The Whole Galaxy In My Hands!

If I Had The Letters HRT I Could Add EA To Get Heart Or U To Get Hurt But I'd Rather Use U To Get Heart Than To Have A Heart Without A U

If I Like It…I Buy It, If I Don't Like It…I Buy It, Hey! I Might Need It Tomorrow!

If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave?

If I Was A Dog And You Were A Flower I'd Lift My Leg High And Give You A Shower!

If Im A Slut Then What Does That Make You?

If Im Not Back In 5 Minutes…Wait Longer!

If Im The Princess Then Who Are You? The Joker?

If It Were Supose To Feel Good They Wouldn't Call It A Crush!

If It Weren't For You I Wouldn't Come To School!

If It's A Good Idea, Go Ahead And Do It, It's Much Easier To Apologize Then It Is To Get A Permission!

If It's Got Tires Or Testicles It's Gonna Give You Problems!

If Life Were A Box Of Chocolates…I Wouldn't Eat It!

If Love Isn't A Game Then Why Are There So Many Players?

If Love Was A Law I Would Be In Prison For The Rest Of My Life!

If Love Was Like War Im Glad I Surrendered Myself To You!

If Loving You Is A Crime Then im A Criminal About To Do Sometime Unconditional…The Love I Have For You, So Please Forgive Me Because My Heart Is True!

If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right!

If Loving You Was Against The Law And Kissing Was A Crime I'd Gladly Spend My Life For You In Prison Doing Time!

If Noah Really Was Wise He Would Have Swatted Those Two Flies!

If Practice Makes Perfect, And There Is No Such Thing As Perfect Then Why Practice?

If Someone Gives You So Called Advice, Do The Opposite You Can Be Sure It Will Be The Right Thing Nine Out Of Ten Times!

If The Only Possible Way We Can Be Together Is In My Dreams…Then I'll Sleep Forever!

If There Lipstick On Your Man's Collar You Can Bet You Last Dollar I Made Him Hollar!

If Women Were Made To Chase Men Don’t You Think God Would Have Made Them Worth Chasing!

If Yesterday Brought The Beginning And Tomorrow Brings The End…Then Somewhere In The Middle We Came The Best Of Friends

If You Are The Flame You Can't Be Burnt!

If You Be Sugar, I'll Be Spice, If You Be Fire, I'll Be Ice, If Your Cold, I'll Make You Hot As Long As You Give Me All You've Got!

If You Blame Others For Your Failures, Do You Credit Them For Your Achievements?

If You Can't Deal With It…Don't Pretend!

If You Can't Stop Breathing, You Can't Stop Loving!

If You Can't Take The Pain, Don't Play The Game!

If You Don't Like The Way I Drive…get Off The Sidewalk!

If You Don't Like What You See…Oops, I Forgot Everyone Likes What They See When There Looking At Me!

If You Don't Stand For Something You Will Fall For Everything!

If You Drink And Drive you’re a Bloody Idiot, And If You Make It Home you’re a Bloody Legend!

If You Feel The World Shake Don't Worry It's Only Me Making Your Man's Heart Break!

If You Get A Chance To See Him, Your Heart Begins To Dance, Your Life Revolves Around Him Theres Nothing Like Romance!

If You Hate Me I Loce You Too, It Aint My Fault Im Cuter Than You!

If You Hate Me Why Do YoU Always Make Me The Center Of Your World!

If You Have Something To Say It To My Face, Not Behind Your Back!

If YoU Judge People You Have No Time To Love Them!

If You Kiss A Toad And It Becomes Into A Prince, I've Kissed Tons Of Guys Whens It Gonna Happen?

If You Kiss Me, I'll Kiss You…If You Hug Me, I'll Hug You, If You Leave Me I'll Kill You!

If You Loive To Be 100, I Wanna Live To Be 100 And One Day So I Won't Have To Live A Day Without You!

If You Love Me Let Me Know, Cause If You Don't I Don't Know Where To Go!

If You Love Me Let Me Know…If You Don't…Then Let Me Go!

If You Love Me Like You Told Me Please Be Careful With My Heart You Can Take It, Just Don't Break It Or My World Will Fall Apart!

If You Love Me Tell Me It's True…If You Don't I'll Still Love You!

If You Love Someone Don't Be Afraid To Tell Them Because It Might Just Happen!

If You Love Someone Put Their Name In A Circle Not In A Heart, A Heart Can Be Broken But A Circle Goes On Forever!

If You Love Someone That Means You Have A Good Heart If Someone Loves You That’s Flattering, If You Love Someone And They Love You Back That’s Special!

If You Love Your Man Set Him Free…If He Don’t Come Back You Know He's With Me!

If You Mated A Bulldog And A Shitsu…Would You Call It A Bullshit?

If You Mess With The Best, You'll Go Down With The Rest!

If You Need A Nickle, I'll Give You A Dime, If You Need A Man Bitch Don't Fuck With Mine!

If You Need Space Join NASA Baby!

If You Really Cared You Would Leave Me Alone!

If You Really Love Something Set It Free, If It Comes Back It's Yours If It Doesn't It Was Never Meant To Be!

If You Say I Can't You Won't If You Say I Quit, You Loose, If You Say I'll try You Might Just Win But You Have The Power To Choose!

If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle Be A Sweetie And Wipe The Seatie!

If You Think Im A Bitch You Should See My Mom!

If You Wanna Get With Me And My Girls You'll Have Fun I Bet, But I Must Warn You Were Little Playets!

If You Want Breakfast In Bed…Sleep In Your Kitchen!

If You Want Me To Fall For You, You Got To Be Worth Tripping Over!

If You Were A Booger, I'd Pick You First!

If You Were A Flower, I'd Pick You First!

If You Were A New Hamburger At Mc Donalds You Would Be Called McGorgeous

If You Were A Teddy Bear I'd Sleep With You!

If You Would Truly Care For Me…You'd Do What's Best For Us!

If you’re here Then Who's Guarding Hell?

If Your Going My Way I'll Walk With You!

If Your Happy And You Know It…Get Out Of My House!

If Your Heart Is The Strongest Muscle Then Why Does It Break So Easily!

If Your Life's A Bitch You Obviously Haven't Met Me!

If Your Naughty Go To Your Room, If You Wanna Be Naughty Go To Mine!

If Your Nice Call Me Hunny, If Your Sweet Call Me Baby, If Your Ugly…Sorry I Gotta Go!

If Your Nice You Can Call Me Sweety, If Your Sweet You Can Call Me Hunny, If Your Hot You Can Call Me Tonight!

If Your Waiting For Tomorrow, Why Not Do It Today? Then If Tomorrow Never Comes, You'll Surely Regret This Day!

If You've Been Naughty Go To Your Room, If You Want To Be Naughty Come To Mine!

Ignoring Girls Is Not The Answer!

I'll Be Here When Your Crying, I'll Be Here When Your Laughing, I'll Even Be Here When Your Dying Cause I Wouldn’t Be Living If You Weren't Here For Me!

I'll Love You Forever I'll Love You For Always As Long As Im Livin My Baby You'll Be!

I'll Take Care Of You And You Take Care Of Me, We Do That Forever And Happy We Will Be!

I'll Try Anything Once…Twice If I Like It!

I'll Try Being Nicer If You Try Being Smarter!

Im I Lazy I Add I Numbers IGether Then 4Get It!

Im 3I% Hottie, 15% Naughty, I8% Fine, I3% That I Bet You Wanna Be Mine And I% Innocent It All Equals Out To 100% Of What Your Man Wants!

Im 98% Beautiful And I% Crazy…Or Is It The Other Way Around?

Im A Bitch And I Got Class, Mess With Me I'll Kick Your Ass For All You Hoes That Think Your Cool Just Remember Bitches Rule!

Im A Genie In A Bottle…You Better Rub Me The Right Way!

Im A Girl And you’re a Guy Need Any More Clues?

Im A Little Princess, I've Got Class So Give Me Shit I'll Kick Your Ass So All you Hoes Who Think Your Cool, Think Again Cause I Just Rule!

Im An Angel Honest The Horns Are Just To Hold MyHalo Up Straight!

Im Away Crying, I Don't Know What To Do…My Boy Aint Home And All I Have Is You!

Im Blonde…Whats Your Excuse?

Im Busy…Your Ugly…See Ya!

Im Convincing Myself, I'll Find Someone New, I Won't Be Alone And I Won't Be With You, Your Waiting For Me To Crawl Back To Your Side But Not This Time, Im Keeping My Pride So Goodbye Forever I'll Be On My Way It's Gonna Take Time But I'll Be Okay!

Im Cooler Than A Polar Beer's Toenail's

Im Falling For You..Please Catch Me!

Im Feeling A Little Off Today…Would You Mind Turning Me On?

Im Gonna Smile Like Nothing's Wrong, Talk Like Everythigns Perfect Act Like It's Just A Dream And Pretend He's Not Hurting Me!

Im Having The Best Day Of My Life And I Owe It All To Not Going To School!

Im Home…Take Me Drunk!

Im In A Good Mood Right Now, Don't Ruin It By Chatting With Me!

Im In Love With The One Man I Can't Have And I Have The One Man I Can't Love!

Im Just Like Heaven…Everyone Wants to Get To Me!

Im Like A Butterfly…Pretty To See But Hard To Catch!

Im Like A Cigarette…Very Addictive!

Im Like A Parking Ticket…I Have Fine Written All Over Me!

Im Lost, Ive Gone To Look For Myself So If I Get Back Before I Return Please Tell Me To Wait!

Im Loved By Some Hated By Many Envied By Most Yet Wanted By Plenty!

Im Not A Blonde Im Knot, Im Knot, Im Knot!

Im Not A Complete Idiot…Some Parts Are Missing!

Im Not A Dits, I Just Lack Common Sense

Im Not A Lie, Im Not An Illusion, Im An Angel Whats The Confusion?

Im Not A Tease, Im Just A Reminder Of What You Can't Have!

Im Not A Toy So Don't Play With Me!

Im Not A Whore Im Not I Just Got MoreTo Shake And Strut So All You Hoes Who Think Your It Compare To Me You Aint Nothin But Shit!

Im Not And Everythign Your Not!

im Not Blonde, Im Just Stupid!

Im Not Coming Back To You So Hunny Cry Me A River I Aint Apolagizing!

I'm Not Crying Cause He Dumped Me Im Crying Cause I Want Him Back!

Im Not Online, your computer Is Lying To You!

Im Not Opionated Im Just Always Right!

Im Not Shy I Just Don't Like You!

Im Not Smiling, Im Trying Not To Laugh!

Im Not Stupid I Just Aint That Bright!

Im Not Supose To Live My Life Wishing You Were There!

Im Not Supose To Love You, Im Not Supose To Cate!

Im Not Supposed To Wonder Where You Are Or What You Do!

Im Not Weird Im Gifted!

Im Not Your Average, Everyday Princess!

Im On A Mission To Get Over You…In Other Words Mission Impossible!

Im Sexy, im Cute, Im Popular To Boot, Im Bitching, Great Hair The Boys All Love To Stare…Im Spicin Im Hot And Everything Your Not!

Im Smiling Because you’re my Sister And Laughing Because You Can't Do Anything About It!

Im So Cool I Make Ice Jealous!

Im So Good At Sex…I Scream My Own Name!

Im So Hot I Make The Devil Sweat!

Im So Hot I Make Your Eyes Water So Here's A Box Of Kleenexs!

Im So Hot That When I Go Outside The Snow Melts!

I'm Sorry Do I Look Like I Was Listening?

Im Sorry I Just Can't Help Myself, I Fell In Love With You!

Im Sugar And Spice And Everything Nice Before You Mess With Me You Better Think Twice!

Im Sure You've Heard That Behind Every Great Guy Theres A Great Girl…Well Have You Heard That Behind Every Great Girl Is A Guy Starring At Her Behind!

Im Sweet As Heaven, Im Hot As Hell, Im The Finest Girl As You Can Tell!

IM Sweet Like Sugar, Soft Like Suade, But Unlike Nintendo I Never Get Played!

Im The Brightest Candle On The Birthday Cake!

Im Threw With Guys, They All Tell Lies, They Brake Your Heart And Make You Cry Luving Guy Is Such A Sin…Hey Check That Guy That Just Walked In!

Im Tired Of Trying, Im Tired Of Lying I Know I've Been Smiling But Inside Im Dying!

Im Wanted Im Hot, Im Everythign Your Not!

Im Ya Lovely Dovey Bedtime Player Call Me The Super Sexy Boogie Man Slayer!

Im…What's Ur Excuse?

ImA Mind Shacking, Body Rocking, Money Making, Sitting High, Lookin Fly Kinda Honey!

Imagine Your Life Without Me…Miserable Huh?

Imma Genie In A Bottle, your Just A Tramp In A Lamp!

In Life Only One Person Gets To Shine, So Move Out Of My Way, Your Blocking My Light!

In Reality The Player Isnt Actually Playing The Other Person…He's Playing Himself!

In Some Cultures What I Do Is Considered Normal!

In The Beginning There Was Nothin Then God Said Let There Be Light And There Was Still Nothing But You Could See It!

In The Cookies Of Like, Your Friends Are The Chocolate Chips!

In The End Only Kindness Matters!

Insanity Is Just Anger Put To Good Use!

Inspect My Gadget!

Instead Of Shoving Weeds In My Face Try Roses

Intelligence Is Like A River, The Deeper It Is The Less Noise It Makes!

Internet Boys…They All Seem Hot And Fly But Guess What They All Tell Lies!

Is Love When All Is Sane Sweet Is Death To Ride The Pain Cruel Is Death When All Is Well Cruel Is Love When All Is Hell!

Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Is That Your face Or Has Your Ass Been Misplaced?

Is Their Such A Secret Place The Land Of Tears?

Is This Something That’s Gonna Last Or End Far To Soon!

Is Your Dad A Baker? Cause You Have Nice Buns!

Is Your Dad A Terrorist Because Baby Youre The Bomb!

Isnt Anybody Trying To Find Me, Won't Somebody Please Take Me Home?

It Aint The Size Of The Ship It's The Motion In The Ocean!

It Doesent Matter If You Win Or Loose It's How Drunk You Get!

It Finally Happened That Special Someone I Love, Loves Me Too!

It Might Have Been True, I Did Love You Then You Changed So My Love Rearranged, You Went For My Friend So I Said It's Over…The End!

It Takes A Few Minutes To Say Hello But Forever To Say Goodbye!

It Takes A Minute To Find Someone Special An Hour To Appreciate Them A Day To Love Them But An Entire Life To Forget Them!

It Takes Two People To Lie One To Lie And One To Listen!

It Was All Just A Joke, He Made It Into A Big Thing It Wasn't Supose To Go This Far, He Thinks He's Such A King!

It Will All Be Ok In The End And If It Aint Then it Aint The End!

It's Always Better To Be Off Then To Be Done!

It's An Nsync World BSB Just Live In It!

It's Better To Be Hated For Who You Are Then To Be Loved For Someone Your Not!

It's Hard To Believe That Moments That Brought Smiles To My Lips Now Bring Tears To My Eyes!

It's Hard To Humble When Your This Hot!

It's Hard To Tell Your Mind To Stop Loving Someone When Your Heart Still Does!

It's Not An Attitude, It's The Way I Am!

It's Not As If Im Hard To Please, you’re the Only One Good Enough For Me Those Others Just Wont Do, I Don't Like Anyone But You!

It's Not Cheating If You Like What You Get!

It's Not My Fault I fell For (Name) He Tripped Me!

It's Not That Im A Loner…I Just Don’t Like You!

It's Not The Length And It's Not The Size, it's How Many Times You Can Make It Rise!

It's Quality, Not Quantity!

It's True You Don't Know What You've Got Until It's Gone But It's Also True You Don’t Know What You’ve Been Missing Until It Arrives!

I've Always Got Something To Say, You Don't Like It Stay Out Of My Way!

I've Got The Body Of a Hottie And a Booty Of a Cutie

I've Heard I'm A Good Kisser And There's Only One Way To Find Out

I've Just Noticed You Looking At Me Across The Room…I'll Give You A Minute To Catch Your Breath!

I've Said What I Needed To Say, I've Done What I Need To Do, Now What Ever Happened to Us…I Guess I'll Leave It Up To You

MSN Names By Alphabat H

Hapiness Is Like Wetting You Pants…Everyone Can See It But Only You Can Feel It's Warmth!

Harrrd, Harrrd, Harrrd…Christmas Is Sweeping The Season!

Have You Ever Noticed That The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is When They Are Right Beside And You Know You Can't Have Them!

He Abuses Her With Hug's And Kisses!

He Broke My Heart And Made Me Cry…Now Repeat After Me Baby Bye Bye Bye!

He Broke My Heart…So I Broke His Jaw!

He Holds Me When I Start To Cry, Makes Me Smile With Just His Eyes, Shares My Hopes, Dreams, Fears, Wipes Away All My Tears Love Him With Out Regret, I Juste Haven't Found Him Yet!

He Looked Me Deeply In The Eyes, He Lied And Said I Won't Make You Cry And When I Thought It Was To Good To Be True, He Blew Me Off And Found Someone New!

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, I Don't Care…I Am Hot, No Make-Up, No Rules, I Got All The Tools, Got Me?

He Who Laughs Last Didn't Get The Joke!

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

Hearts Chage…I Know They Do But, A Part From This Heart Will Always Belong To You!

Heaven Won't Have Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over!

Help!..I Started Talking And Now I Can't Shut Up!

He's Looking So Fine…He's Got To Be Mine!

Hey Babe, How Bout You Come And Sit On My Lap And We'll Talk About The First Thing That Pops Up!

Hey Babe, If You Were A New Hamburger At McDonalds I Would Name You The McVery Sexy!

Hey Girl, Your Boy Came Back To My Place Last Night And He's Fine…I Was His Six And He Was My Nine!

Hi, I'm Probably Home…I'm Just Avoiding Someone I Don't Like! Leave A Message And If I Don't Call You Back, That Someone Is You!

Hi, My Name Is Charlie…Would You Be My Angel!

Honk If You Love Britney Spears, Then Drive Your Car Into The Nearest Tree!

Honk If You Want To See My Finger!

Hot Girl + Hot Guy = Hot Time In Bed!

How Can I Get Over You When Your All I Think About?

How Can You Be Friends With Someone If Everytime You Look At Them, It Makes You Want Them Even More!

How Come You Have Enough Time To Go Out And Make Other People Fall In Love With You, But You Don't Have Enough Time To Pay Attention To The One Who Already Does!

How Do I Stop Crying When The One Person That Can Make Me Stop Is The One That Made Me Start!

Huked On Foniks Wurket Fer Me…Kan't Cha Tell?

Hummm…What Am I Supose To Type Here?

Hummm…Youre The Bomb!

Hunny, I Got Style And I Got Pride You Better Strap Your Man Down Otherwise Im Gonna Give Him A Ride!

MSN Names By Alphabat G

Geeks Are Like Dog's…They'll Drool All Over You!

Geez…Today Was A Total Waste Of Makeup!

Girl, I Got More Games Than A Playstation!

Girls Are Better Than Boys, We All Know It, Boys Try To Hard, But Still Don't Show It!

Girls Are Like Fireworks There Kiss Lights Up The Night There Hugs Make Ecrything Bright When They Get Mad They Explode When They Are Happy They Make Everything Glow!

Girls Are Like Phone, We Like To Be Held And Talked To…But If You Press The Wrong Button You'll Be Disconnected!

Girls Are So Complexe, They Confuse Themselves!

Girls Cheat But We Never Get Caught!

Girls Don't Flaunt It Cause I Don't Want It!

Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!

Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!

Give A Mouse A Cookie, He'll Want A Glass Of Milk!

Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I'll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I'll Give You Mine!

Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That'd Be Nice!

Give Me This, Give Me That, I Guess Im A Spoiled Brat Buy Me Rubys, Buy Me Pearl, I Love Being Daddy's Little Girl!

Give Me, Give Me, Give Me The Time Of My Life…Show Me, Show Me, Show Me What Loving Is Like, Give Me, Give Me, Give me The Time Of My Life, So Right, So Right, And Then PPOOUUFF!…I Am Yours!

Go Ahead Cry A River And I Will Build You A Bridge To Get Over It!

Go Away…I Have Enough Friends All Ready!

Go Find A Straw Because You Suck!

Go Get A Life…But Don’t Go Where (Name) Went It Was A Rip Off!

God Created Men First, Cause You Always Make A Rough Drafy Before The Masterpiece!

God Made Beer, God Made Wine, God Made My Man So Damn Fine!

God Made Butter, God Made Cheese, God Made Me For You To Please!

God Made Elks, God Made Deers, God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers!

God Made Men A Penis And A Brain, But Not Enough Blood To Supply To Run Both At Once!

God Made Mountains, God Made Trees, God Made (Name), But We All Make Mistakes!

God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!

God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!

God Made The Wind Blow, God Made The Sun Shine, But How The Hell Did He Make You So Fine!

God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!

Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That’s Why You Don't See Me Too Often!

Good Made Man First…Woman Was Just An Afterthought!

Got To Go…Love Ya Tough!

Grab A Knife Take You Life, So Pay The Toll And Achieve Your Goals To Be Free Is All I Want To Be!

Guess Who I Saw Today?…Everyone I Looked At!

Guys Act Like Dicks To Make Up For What They Don't Have!

Guys Are Just Here To Mess With Our Heads And Screw Us Over

Guys Are Like A Piece Of Gum, When They Loose There Flavor You Pop In A New One!

Guys Are Like Boom-A-Rangs, You Can Throw Them Away, But They Always Come Back!

Guys Are Like Crayons…64 Is Better Than One!

Guys Are Like Dogs…They Have To Be Trained!

Guys Are Like Lays Chips…Betcha Cant Have Just One!

Guys Are Like Mascara…They Run Through Every Emotion!

Guys Are Like Parking Spaces All The Good One Are Taken!

Guys Are Like Piano's…What You Get Out Of Them Depends On How You Play Them!

Guys Are Like Puppies…They're Cute And Playful Until They Become Dogs!

Guys Are Like Rollercoasters…They Either Make You Sick Or They Give You The Time Of Your Life!

Guys Are Like Roses…Watch Out For The Pricks!

Guys Are Like Slinkies…It's Always Fun To Watch Them Fall Down The Stairs!

Guys Are Like Stars…Theres Millions Of Them, But Only One Can Make Your Wish Come True!

Guys Are Like Toilets…There Either Occupied Or Full Of Shit!

Guys Are Pigs…And Of Course I Always Get The Runt!

Guys Are Players, That’s A Fact…Don't Fall In Love, Just Play Them Back!

Guys Don't Say Ex…They Say Next!

Guys Have Feelings Too…But Who Cares?

Guys…If They Do Something Right, They Never Do It Again And If They Do Something Again, They Never Do It Right!

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Fact: If You Ever Hurt Me…You Get It Back 10 Times Worst! Faith Is Believing In Things When Common Sense Tells You Not To! Far Enough? That’s The Problem…It Hasn't Gone Far Enough! Fear Is Nothing But The Anticipation Of Pain, Be It Physical, Mental, Spiritual Or Emotional! Finally 18 And Legally Able To Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 13! Fine Guys Open My Eyes, Smart Guys Open My Mind But Only A Sweet Guy Can Open My Heart! First A Fire, Then A Flame…I'm The Girl No Guy Can Tame! First God Created Man…Then He Had A Better Idea! First Time I Saw You…I Knew It Was True…I'd Love You Forever And That’s What I'll Do! Flirtation: Attention With Intention! Flirting Isn't A Sin…It's A Hobby! Flowers Are ok, Jewellery's Are Best, Look At Me Idiot Not At My Chest, Don’t Call Me A Girl, A Babe Or A Chick I Am A Women Get It You Dick For All You Blondes Who Think You It…Compared To This Brunette You Aint Nothing But Shit! For Every Minute You Spend Angry, You loose Sixty Seconds Of Happiness! For Love I'd Do Anything For You I'd Do More! Forget The Times You Walked by, Forget The Times You Made Me Cry, Forget The Times You Held My Hand, Forget The Sweet Things If I Can I Can no Pretend I Got To Remember Now Your Just My Friend! Friends …Forever, Guys…Whatever, When Worst Comes To Worst My Girls Come First! Friends Are Friends Til One Lies, (Name) To You I Say Bye Bye! Friends Are Like Condoms, The Protect Us When Things Get Hard! Friends Are Like Elevator Buttons, They Can Either Take You Up Or Bring You Down, Choose Wisely! Friends Are Like Four Leaf Clovers Hard To Find But Nice To Have! Friends Are Like Stars They Come And Go But The One's That Stay Are The One's That Glow! Friends Are Like Stars You Cant Always See Them But You Always Know Their There! Friends Are Like Stars... You cant always see them but you know there always there Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink And Take Home Ugly Guys! Friends Last Forever But Boyfriends Only Last So Long! Friends Last…Boyfriends Don’t! Friends Should Be There When You Are Crying From A Guy Instead Of Flirting With The Guy! Friendship Is Just A Word But My Girls Give It A Meaning! Frustrated Cause I Can't Tell If It's Real Mad Cause I Don't Know How You Feel Upset Cause We Can't Make It Right Sad Cause I Need You Day And Night And Angry Cause You Won't Take My Hand Aggricated Cause You Don't Understand Dissapointed Cause We Can't Be Together But I'll Still Love You Forever Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No Hair, But Who Gives A Cause I Got Lots Of Hair!